babymonsterx asked: My assumption is that your best friend Jennifer is fucking ace and I can tell she loves you. Also, you like puppies. A lot.
I have put your hypothesis into experiment. It seems that you have come to a phenomenal realization or “fucking ace” as you have dubbed it. My best friend is, in fact, fucking ace and loves me very much. Also, I do like puppies. A lot. But not as much as you ^___^